Water

Last night timmy was over and we all had ice cream but after we got a drink of water but why we were drinking it timmy said "CHEESE! The tooting sensation!" So we all laffed and water came out of our noses KAPOW!

Underpants

One night when I was done brushing my teeth I went into my brothers room only to find bennett wearing 3 pares of underpants!

Donations

At dinnertime we didn't like the crust and we all knew that my mom liked it so we kept giving her the crust and said, "DONATION!" And then she would accept them, but she never ate them.

On Off

When my brother was little he sat on the bed and switched the light on and off over and over.